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Created by: monkey_and_chouchou
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Just wondering what some of the WORST JOKES you might have ever heard are.

Maybe it wasn't funny, maybe it was offensive (but funny). didn't make sense...?

What's the worst joke YOU ever heard?

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I was thinking of posting a really bad gay joke, butt fuck it.

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Trickle down economics works.

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Apologies Choucho, I didn't see that you had posted the "seal walks into a bar" joke before I did. Work is interfering with my reading the Forum.

A seal walks into a bar. The bartender asks, What'll ya have?" The seal doesn't say anything because seals can't talk.

I'm sure there's a "seals can't walk" joke somewhere.

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Two women ardently debating what kind of engineer God would have been to design the human body. One insisted a mechanical engineer, based on muscle and bone function, the other equally insistant upon Him being a chemical engineer, based on the brain and nerve function. Trying to get past their impasse, they asked a third woman. Her reply: a civil engineer~who else would put the waste removal system directly through the recreational area?

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Another bad chemistry joke:

An argon atom walks into a bar.

"How much for a beer?"

"For you: no charge."

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I've heard that one, Goodenuff, although a chemist would usually have it be a sodium atom and a fluorine atom.

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Dammit Choucho, how about this then:

A baby seal walks into a club...

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This one's for va...

Two atoms are walking down the street. The first atom suddenly stops and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me."

"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.

The first atom says, "Yeah, I'm positive."

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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Wiped his butt.

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Boy's family took their cow to the girl's family farm to breed it with their bull. As the bull was doing what he was supposed to do, the boy sidles up to the girl and puts his arm around her and says, "I sure wish I could be doing what your bull's doing!" The girl looked up at him and said, "Well, why don't you? It's your cow!"

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