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TOPIC: The_board_mind_is_a_powerful_thing
Created by: Robert_Hil
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So I am at work right now. 11:33 pm. The tempature keeps dropping and I must sit in this jeep and ensure the security of the mine without running the jeep for more than 5 minutes at a time to secure the mine.

As one might imagin, it is fairly cold in PA right now. So I found myself huddled over my iPhone as I surfaced the net. (it's too cold to sit back and type on my laptop.) and a thought crossed my mind. I look like smeegal from lord of the rings, hunched over the ring.

Wouldn't it be a cool to have an iPhone commercial where the camera pans over the blackened slate hill (white text saying that this is the black mines of mordor or some such place) to the right of the jeep and then pan around the front of the jeep to show a security guard huddled in the jeep for warmth and surffing the net on a iPhone mumbling the lines that smeegle always mumbled about the ring.

The guard would then sit back and look at the camera while present the iPhone (insert number) screaming my presous as the ground opens and both the guard and the jeep fall into a lava pit below.

The back ground turns to black showing only the iPhone floating and the contractional information being narrated by the guard.

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In Soviet Russia they couldn't keep bread on the shelves; forget about iPhone technology.

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In Soviet Russia, iPhones correct YOU!

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It's never bobby's fault, the spell check on the iPhone made him misspell words!

I have an iPhone, the auto-correct is superior, never changed words to what his iPhone changes words to.

Bobby's World!

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"the fact I am not a mindless blonde"

No one has fucked you senseless yet? Sounds like a challenge. :)

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His generation types very fast. You are to accept however he chooses to spell his words.

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Thanks guys. Nic, I've just been real busy with realworld stuff lately. When I had a few extra minutes I got board and wandered back here.

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With you in that position SB, it is bound to be a great day.

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He's ALIVE! Nice to see you Fun, where ya been hiding?

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"I fear my own imagination."

At least you're not alone.

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I was exceedingly tired and my iPhones spell check/auto correct sucks.

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