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Why is the lifestyle sometimes called "wife swapping" but never "husband swapping"?

Upland CA
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if tin whistles are made of tin what do they make fog horns our of.

Indianapolis IN
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Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?

What do chickens think we taste like?

Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? (guess I answered my own question that time!)

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Adult men (oxymoron) who approach you on-line like a 2 year old and are upset when you tell them to stick it.

*Actually I like guys but this is fun.

Glen Burnie MD
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Why men who KNOW better will try NOT to use a condom.

Glen Burnie MD
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What is so dam exciting about a f**king chicken crossing the F**king road anyway?

Brownwood TX
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Maybe but not me, she is incredible! *can I get off the floor now honey?*

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Brownwood TX
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and who am I to complain! You can park on my lawn any day!

If your wife gets lost in a forest, and no one is there to hear it, will she still nag you about the toilet seat?

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it just might be obvious couplelooking but you are cute at any time of the day!

Ok, you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? (been asked before I know!)

Brownwood TX
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Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

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