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No, No, No, No, NO! :-)

I love all that stuff like pizza, Burger King (McD sucks), Taco Bell, etc., but I can't handle soda with sugar. Acutally, today, it's not sugar, but high fructose corn syrup, a.k.a. embalming fluid. So, I drink diet Coke or some other diet soda whenever I want a soda ("pop", to you easterners). High fructose corn syrup goes straight to your thighs, ass or abdomen.

Non-diet soda makes me feel like I have a lead weight in my stomach. In the olld days, when they used cane sugar in Cokes, I could drink it all day. And no, it's not just 'cuz I'm older.

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When to Arby"s for dinner. They have the low carb wraps in a combo. With fries and a drink. Then they ask if you want it giant sized.

Hmmmm.

Evansville IN
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Gotcha!!!! HeHeHe

Mike

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Pardon me, "cold water heaters"

Mike who needs to learn to tipe, lol.

Bedford PA
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Why do we have "hot water heaters"? Hot water is allready hot. Shouldn't they be called "cold water hearers"? Makes as much sense as "jumbo shrimp"!

Mike ( with a little help from Jawwge Cawwlin)

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Oh couplelooking I thought you had forgotten about me... I think I will bring fireworks just in case you are disapointed! LMAO

Willis TX
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yes yes yes! OMG I never thought of it that way!

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Mrs. 4play... Red landing strip!

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A carpentry term.. Move it an RCH= Red Cunt Hair. They are supposed to be the thinest.

I changed it to Move it a BDH. Big dick hair. My carpenter.. was very uncomfortable with that term.

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