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Shibby, I'm sure you know a few ways to cheer him up... ;^D

But how about the strange coincidences with Tim Tebow and John 3:16? He used to have "John 3:16" written under his eyes when he played for Florida. The NFL banned writing messages in the paint under player's eyes. The fact that Tebow had 316 yards passing and averaged 31.6 yards per pass in the game didn't escape notice on Sunday night. Tebow wore "John 3:16" on his eye black in the 2009 BCS Championship game and has since become identified with the famous Bible message. The coincidental stats caused millions of fans to perform Google searches on the Bible passage in the past 24 hours. Here's one more unbelievable stat: John Ourand of Sports Business Journal reports that the final quarter-hour television rating for the Broncos-Steelers game was, you guessed it, 31.6.

(John 3:16 reads: "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.")

A drunk Leeza Cope walks in... "Yoy, dat explains everyding, beinizat Jesus waz knockin' da ball atta der hands! Didjinz seen Big Ben's fumble? Dat waz Jesus! Alda Stillers dropped passes, dat waz Jesus. If it wazen't ferda sunna God, Coloradder would be nuttin' but tree n'aahht all day, n'at! Ohhh my laundry, we gotsta worsh our hands uh-diss d'backel 'n come baaack stronger'nat nex'ear."

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

kirk herbstreet just called jordan jefferson, "george" jefferson!!!!!!!!! LOL

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Leeza Cope: Dat game wuz a farze, a traaaavisty n'at... yinz nowumsayin'? Dem iggn'rant jaggoff refs... hauscomb dey weren't trowin' flaags? I gotsta get atta here'n go scraam, my mullet needs trimmed.

Mr Leeza: Boy he's not feeling to well-- he almost didn't finish his usual third helping of chipped ham. I'm glad you liked Jan. We'll be gone for a week and a half for business and some vacation... when we're away I don't normally go on SLS (hmm, maybe I should go insult someone). Jan, I'll try to convince Leeza Cope to regain his interest in football... and I'm sure beer will help!

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He should actually frame it and put it on his wall. Every word is spelled correctly.

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Are you telling me that NO ONE saw Ben leaving the locker room in that hat? Friends do not let friends do the Ward Cleaver.

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Jan, I hope you're right about the Saints, but I'm not so sure. They play well indoors, especially in their home dome. Outside in bad weather, not so much.

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Oh Leeza Cope, will miss your predictions until next season. Well, I don't think Pittsburgh or the entire Stiller Nation is in total mourning and I personally invite Mr. Leeza Cope to continue in the best Pittsburghese ever spoken to continue with predictions until the Superbowl (please, please, please). I stated this before, Ben should have never played yesterday nor the past two games. I didn't agree with Tomlin's strategy in the least to play a hurt QB, but hey, at least they didn't get killed. Go Broncos, and this is one chicklette who will be routing for them again those cheating Pats. The Giants, have their work cut out for them. My early predictions for the SB is the Saints and the Pats.

Jan

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looks like Coloradder, ndat didn't werk fer dem stillers.

there goes my damn superbowl perdickshun. gonna be quiet around here for a while. 75% the effin' members on the site are in mourning at this point. surprised the hell out of me, even without mendenhal.

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frnz, Shibby, Jan, anda resta da Stiller Nation, howzallayinz dooin'? It's playoff time 'n assusual da Blaaack 'n Guld ar'dare! Jus like da cream allwize goze tada top, Da Stillers'll blo'maht der in Denver.

An don git me started, but I dunno why da cobb da Stillers gotta go allaway ahht der ta Coloradder, n'at. I means hatta hell kenya hava great team wit twelv-in-fer record travelin' ahht ta playa buncha losers dat'r fye-hunnert. So jus 'cause Denver's inna crappy d'vision day get ta host a playoff game? Da Bronkers are eight-n'ate an dey lost tree inna row... dis ain'd right, an it's drivin' me ta Dixmont.* Da playoff system needs fixed anda lig o-fishals are a buncha stoopit jaggoffs! Mu-ya, if I tink abahhht dis anymore, I'll needs ta get wit a padded cell anda straight jaaacket.

Dare quarterbaaack Tim Tee-blow is last inda lig in passing... 'n seenizat Da Stillers D is nummer-one, yinz kin dooda mat 'n figger it aaht. Tee-blow's always doin' a lotta prayin' ta Jesus... mebby he should ask Jesus ta show'm hatta trow. I can't speak ferda son of God, but I wunner if Jesus would radder jus sit'n watch da game witahht Timmy bodderin' him.

I wunner if Tee-blow'll even tryta trow a pass... hiz arm's as wobbly as a gumband annit takes s'long fer him ta trow dat da Steel Curtin D'll be all over'm. Every time he drops baaack, Poloomaloo or Jam'zarrison'll get up air in his face an knock 'em inta anudder time zone. He'z lost tree inna row, dis'll be his fort.

Our boys'r a bit banged up'n we're daahn a few guys, n'at. D-fensive baaack Rind Clark izzahht 'causa some sickly cell blood prollum andy can't deal wit tin air ahht in Denver. Big Ben's sprankle's still bodderin'm, but dale all come atta da tunnel jaaacked up 'n ready ta dooder jobs an getda dubya!!

preDICKchin: Stillers- Turdy-fi (35) Bronkers- Sitz (6)

So haf sum braaats 'n culd arns, wave yer taahls 'n enjoy anudder Stillers playoff vick-tree!!

Bidda way, Uncle Myron'll be up air watchin', n'at. I hopes dey get him ta dooda play-by-play broadcast in Heaven... 'cause he'll be yellin' atda toppa his lungs 'n hollerin' so loud dat Jesus won't be able ta hear da phone ring!

frnz- I hope Myron kin see dat beau-d-ful baaackside dat you gots... YOY, DOUBLE YOY!

* Dixmont is a mental hospital in Western PA.

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Leeza Cope... Where are you?? 5 hours til game time... Where's the prediction?? :). (actually I just want at peek under that towel... ;) )

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