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TOPIC: Sounds_like_a_euphemism___but_isn't
Created by: jandscincy
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We have new salt and pepper shakers that are little snow globes with polar bears in them. We were shopping tonight and got some pepper to fill them and MrsCincy asks "would you like to fill the polar bears when we get home". My raised eyebrows clued her into the fact that I had forgotten all about the new salt and pepper shakers and, instead, thought she meant something much more fun.

So we got to thinking, what are some phrases that sound like they should be euphemisms for sex, but are in fact not.

To start the ball rolling:

Put in some creamer Lick out the filling Have another scoop Uncork a bottle

Your additions?

-MrCincy

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"Bobbing for apples"

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"root job"....every time I consider coloring my hair, that term pops into my head and it cracks me up. What can I say: I'm amused easily....but it takes a lot more to truly interest me. lol

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I've seen some of his posts, but not met him directly in conversation.

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Toledo, you have been gone for a while. Have you met our friend Bobby from the former Yugoslavia?

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I was wondering about pudding penetration?

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Double puding penetration -Bobby, circa a few minutes ago

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I promised if we met again soon I would stop harping about the two years.. ------------------- Lucky for me, I've made no such promises....LOL

KNB - fingering the mail! LOL - no wonder it smells kinda funny now and again!

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Let it go on record that I may get REALLY REALLY wet, but I do not squirt.

Oh, and when I used to work for the post office, the carriers used to "finger the mail".

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I promised if we met again soon I would stop harping about the two years...but that date hasn't be set yet so ;)

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PG - and if you did, it would only be once every two years...on the spreadsheet, that is...LOL

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TOPIC: Sounds like a euphemism but isn't
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