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TOPIC: Sounds like a euphemism but isn't

Created by: jandscincy Original Starting post for this thread:
We have new salt and pepper shakers that are little snow globes with polar bears in them. We were shopping tonight and got some pepper to fill them and MrsCincy asks "would you like to fill the polar bears when we get home". My raised eyebrows clued her into the fact that I had forgotten all about the new salt and pepper shakers and, instead, thought she meant something much more fun. So we got to thinking, what are some phrases that sound like they should be euphemisms for sex, but are in fact not. To start the ball rolling: Put in some creamer Lick out the filling Have another scoop Uncork a bottle Your additions? -MrCincy

Created by: jandscincy
Original Starting post for this thread:

We have new salt and pepper shakers that are little snow globes with polar bears in them.  We were shopping tonight and got some pepper to fill them and MrsCincy asks "would you like to fill the polar bears when we get home".  My raised eyebrows clued her into the fact that I had forgotten all about the new salt and pepper shakers and, instead, thought she meant something much more fun.  

So we got to thinking, what are some phrases that sound like they should be euphemisms for sex, but are in fact not.  

To start the ball rolling: 

Put in some creamer
Lick out the filling
Have another scoop
Uncork a bottle

Your additions?

-MrCincy

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