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TOPIC: Shitty Weather
Created by: vabeachcouple33
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This has been the coldest March (here, anyway) in decades. I think it's been lousy across the country for many weeks now.

I'm not the only one mad. The prosecuting attorney of Butler County, Ohio, has issued an indictment against Punxsutawney Phil for fucking up the forecast and is seeking the death penalty. It reads:

On or about February 02,2013, at Gobbler’s Knob, Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that Spring would come early. Contrary to the Groundhog day report, a snowstorm and record low temperatures have been and are predicted to continue in the near future, which constitutes the offense of MISREPRESENTATION OF EARLY SPRING, a Unclassified Felony, and against the peace and dignity of the State Of Ohio.

SPECIFICATION: The people further find and specify that due to the aggravating circumstances and misrepresentation to the people that the death penalty be implemented to the defendant, Punxsutawney Phil

Gmoser said in a phone interview that waking up to snow and temperatures in the teens on the second day of spring served as motivation for the indictment.

“When he betrays us like this, something has to be done,” Gmoser said.

Gmoser expects Phil to appeal the indictment.

“His defense will be he didn’t know his rear end from a hole in the ground,” Gmoser said.

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really shitty weather here tonite...cold miserable rain and quite heavy

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He might have used it, but it's not a Hebrew measurement, if anything, it's an Arabic measurement.

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M wasnt noah a hebrew and he used it to measure the ark

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"used in anchient hebrew times*

That's not true.

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its been too cold for the ticks to come out yet.

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did you pick off the ticks first before cooking lol

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Ground Hog stew party at our place!

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oh, I usually use the heel of my 8 inch stiletto boot to measure things with ;)

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1 cubit = 18"

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pg..........cubit is a unit of measure used in anchient hebrew times...cant remember what it equals

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TOPIC: Shitty Weather