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TOPIC: Seductive wording Wow
Created by: Milf_n_Cookies
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Here's THE perfect pick-up line. We received mail from a single guy, despite of our profile clearly stating not to contact us, and when ready we'll seek out single guys. So he reads this then tells us that, by reading our profile, we still look interested. Here it is, from the words of the 300lb 29yr old...

"I would like to fulfill my fantasy of being with an older woman"

Yikes!

I'm sure that he wasn't accusing my wife of being elderly, but really? That's NOT what any woman probably wants to hear, lol.

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don't worry I can help you with your wife.

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That's the exact attitude that gives single men a bad rep. What (most) dude's don't seem to understand is that we're not looking for single men so they can get their rocks off. We're looking for them to help get our /her rocks off. So any single guy who contacts us talking about himself and his fantasies right off the bat is automatically DQ'd. I want him to help rock Miss Cpl's world and we need to know how he's going to help accomplish that. Not saying that we don't care about a single guy's fantasies or that we wouldn't help fulfill any of them, but don't come at us talking about what you want. Tell us how you're going to give us what we want.

Don't know if that's a little selfish to think that way, but don't tell us what's in it for you (we already know what you get out of it), tell us what's in it for us. It's the oldest sales tactic in the book. You have to give the WIIFM (what's in it for me?).

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This made me laugh so hard I could barely breathe! What an excellent response to such an unsolicited advance.

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OMG, That's hilarious! I would love to say it, but I'd feel bad afterwards. But yes, that would be the perfect response.

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Tell him that you had a fantasy about a younger, obese illiterate but he ruined it by contacting you first.

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Here's THE perfect pick-up line. We received mail from a single guy, despite of our profile clearly stating not to contact us, and when ready we'll seek out single guys. So he reads this then tells us that, by reading our profile, we still look interested. Here it is, from the words of the 300lb 29yr old...

"I would like to fulfill my fantasy of being with an older woman"

Yikes!

I'm sure that he wasn't accusing my wife of being elderly, but really? That's NOT what any woman probably wants to hear, lol.

Redford MI
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