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TOPIC: Seductive wording Wow
Created by: Milf_n_Cookies
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Here's THE perfect pick-up line. We received mail from a single guy, despite of our profile clearly stating not to contact us, and when ready we'll seek out single guys. So he reads this then tells us that, by reading our profile, we still look interested.
Here it is, from the words of the 300lb 29yr old...

"I would like to fulfill my fantasy of being with an older woman"

Yikes!

I'm sure that he wasn't accusing my wife of being elderly, but really? That's NOT what any woman probably wants to hear, lol.
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don't worry I can help you with your wife.
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This made me laugh so hard I could barely breathe! What an excellent response to such an unsolicited advance.

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OMG, That's hilarious! I would love to say it, but I'd feel bad afterwards. But yes, that would be the perfect response.
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Tell him that you had a fantasy about a younger, obese illiterate but he ruined it by contacting you first.
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Here's THE perfect pick-up line. We received mail from a single guy, despite of our profile clearly stating not to contact us, and when ready we'll seek out single guys. So he reads this then tells us that, by reading our profile, we still look interested.
Here it is, from the words of the 300lb 29yr old...

"I would like to fulfill my fantasy of being with an older woman"

Yikes!

I'm sure that he wasn't accusing my wife of being elderly, but really? That's NOT what any woman probably wants to hear, lol.
Redford MI
 
 
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TOPIC: Seductive wording Wow