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"Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action." ~ Benjamin Disraeli

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It's expensive to be stupid

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"I just tried on my first Magnum condom, it looked like a tube sock hangin off a door knob."~i don't know if this was an original quote from my friend, but I'm thankful i didn't put lemon in my iced tea or it woulda hurt a lot more when it came out my nose!

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"Do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on." Author unknown live happy dot com.

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Uriah, "What is the difference between cheap liquor and expensive liquor, the next day" From a bar owner years ago.

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The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.

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today's zen/mindfulness quote & "assignment" :

"What would people think about if people weren’t taught what to think about? " ~ Arthur Morgan

Today, don’t think about that. Today, think about not thinking. Then think not-thinking.

.....ohhhhhhtay.

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I once made love for an hour and 15 minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Garry Shandling

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I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

Garry Shandling

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Better to be a smart feller than a fart smeller.

My Grandpa

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