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"may I ask why you're not interested?"

because you're the kind who asks that question.

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this made me LOL when the app popped up with today's quote:

"One man's creativity is another's brain damage."--Unknown

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LOL Now I have more ideas on how to be obnoxious in public. Thanks guys.

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vabeach, when I order a draft beer from a waitress I say, "no head", please. One waitress questioned to me, "your don't like head"? I said, " I will get the head later". Our 6 party table laughed.

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"I'm just not."

--in response to a "may I ask why you're not interested?"

e mail reply to a polite thanks not interested good luck.

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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." Oscar Wilde

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I've said this one before but I'll repeat it because I amuse myself:

Waitress at an Italian restaurant:

"Would you like some extra virgin olive oil with that?"

Me:

"No thanks; I'd rather have olive oil that knows what it's doing"

She didn't think it was funny. My mother-in-law, however, thought it was hysterical.

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Often when we go to a restaurant and the host/hostess asks us if we have reservations we respond:

"Yes, but we'll eat here anyway."

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"Smile, breathe and go slowly." ~ Thich Nhat Hanh

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I host parties. Every once in a while I have to remind the DJ that the club/hip hop stuff isn't what we listen to... throw a booty one in every now and then, sure. We're a little bit Country and a little bit Rock n Roll. ;-)

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