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A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.

~Albert Einstein

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Yes.

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With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex ~ Rodney Dangerfield

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"A MAN WITH A CONVICTION is a hard man to change. Tell him you disagree and he turns away. Show him facts or figures and he questions your sources. Appeal to logic and he fails to see your point."

-Leon Festinger

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A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.

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Top 10 dirty-sounding Thanksgiving quotes ..................................................................

10. “Just reach in and grab the giblets.” 9. “Whew…that’s one terrific spread!” 8. “I am in the mood for a little dark meat!” 7. “Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.” 6. “Talk about a HUGE breast!” 5. “And he forces his way into the end zone!” 4. “She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.” 3. “It’s cool whip time!” 2. “If I don’t unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!” 1. “It must be broken ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.”

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Always avoid alliteration. Assiduously.

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You're right- a cranberry spit bath is a bigger problem. :-)

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his carving might be the least of your concerns.

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"Is that a pop up timer in your belly or are you just happy to see me?"

A "sightly" intoxicated Uncle Bob to the turkey last Thanksgiving.

PS- Uncle Bob isn't allowed to carve the turkey anymore. It always looks more like a Halloween pumpkin when he's done.

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