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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm an asshole. -Me

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{snicker}

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"It was purple all right, but it wasn't his heart!" Bette Midler's character in "For the Boys"

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boobage is a good thing!

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"There are some pretty damn fine boobies in the last few posts!!"

- Me, just now.

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I can't say it's *quite* this bad, but the irony wasn't missed.

"Yes, we do make bets on when your doula will leave, your birth plan will go out the window, and you'll beg for an epidural" someecards dot com

It does seem like the more detailed a "birth plan" is, the more the patient increases their chance of a c-section. I'm one of the few nurses that actually loves the opportunity to 'huff and puff' with a patient that wants to do it all cingona. No epidural, no nada. Had the opportunity to deliver a baby "in the caul" until the dumbass ER doctor broke the bag! GRRRR!

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Herm Edwards, football coach and ESP analyst.. “In life, what we do in the dark comes to the light", after learning of Dan Marino's child with a CBS assistant...

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"Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed."

Chesapeake VA
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Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds.

Zig Ziglar

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"Please, stop it, I'm laughing AT you."

Mrs. Sed's response to someone bemoaning his life's decisions and how he will never find love due to lack of money!!!

Thank you Mrs. Sed...sometimes you just have to be up front and direct with people. Sadly though, sometimes they never get the point :-(

This may be my new favorite saying for the next few months...even t-shirt worthy :-)

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