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"Dancing Is Silent Poetry" -- Simonedes

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"Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"- Jessica Rabbit in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

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"Wow nice rack"

- Me, moments ago.... seeing KnB's pic....

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"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.". Saint Augustine

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"A boy makes his girl jealous of other women, a gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl."- author unknown

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"If you can laugh at yourself, the rest of the world is fair game"~ David Lee Roth

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No, you may not "AXE" me a question.

I don't speak Walmart...

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I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one's life, the foundation of happiness or misery.

GEORGE WASHINGTON, letter to Burwell Bassett, May 23, 1785

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"Martha! I think we hit the mother lode!"

- One old lady to another, while hauling us around at the 20th Annual National Gingerbread House Competition in Asheville, NC- FOR THREE HOURS!

Yes! We have $80 a piece tickets to the Biltmore.... but fuck that... let's spend 3 hours looking at goddamn gingerbread houses because, well, old ladies make the rules.

Most....... boring... afternoon.......

...... ever.....

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I wish I got a dollar for everytime I've heard someone say "I wish I had a nickel for..."

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