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Attraction - the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

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Ribbit.. ouch, ouch, ouch.

Couldn't resist :)

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"And no matter how much you eat, you're hungry again just an hour or two later? "

Amen

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And no matter how much you eat, you're hungry again just an hour or two later?

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Great sex is like dinner at a chinese restaurant- it's not over till everyone gets a cookie ;-)

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"The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it."

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"Man who run behind bus get exhausted" - Confucius

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Remember, where ever you go, there you are.

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