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"I just wat to THUMP her upside the head!"~ me about the hosebeast at work earlier. I'm laughing about it now, though

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If a child lives with Legos, someone's feet are gonna hurt.

-Me

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“You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.”

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In honor of the anniversary of the D-Day Invasion of Normandy...

"If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!"

-John "Mad Jack" Churchill

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"We as a society can condom almost anything*

- Mrs.Sav

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Good one. Excellent actually. I had been tempted to post the "Peter and Paul" quote several times.

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

-"Unsure", because more than one seem to get credit for it.

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"You can't soar with the eagles in the morning if you're up hooting with the owls all night" I don't know who originally said it, but I got it from Dolly Parton

Of course my favorite quote from her is, "It cost a lot of money to look this cheap!"

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I expect to pass through life but once. If, therefore, there can be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow human being, let me do it now.~~ William Penn

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A theory should be as simple as possible, but no simpler

-Albert Einstein

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