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I saw this one of FB the other day and it just cracked me up.

"I'm not saying you're EASY, but I do believe you've seen more shaft than an elevator"

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"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime." --Mark Twain

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"Construction around here sucks, because the clients expect you to be that canadian homles guy... "

- Take a wild guess.

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"There's a difference in giving up, & knowing you've had enough." anonymous

Picayune MS
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"That's the thing about work: it's a damned inconvenience!"~Diana P., my old boss, back when I used to clown and do specialty events. Something someone said to me earlier today reminded me of this gem.

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"He who fails to plan, plans to fail"

Can't quite remember who/where that's from.

Toms River NJ
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"When I'm good, I'm real good. When I'm bad, I'm even better!"~Mae West

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"I'm an angel, in an Earth suit."

Nick Nolte

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"We don’t need to be having something like sequestration that’s going to cause these jobs losses, over 170 million jobs that could be lost "

- Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D-CA), today.

FYI there are only about 100 million working adults in this country. 170% unemployment. Awesome.

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One of the simplest ways to stay happy is to let go of the things that make you sad.

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