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Let's role play...

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonalds...

I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

Pittsburgh PA
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yeah, well, couldn't resist.

Mcallen TX
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KnB!

That was hilarious LOL!

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You can't teach an OLD Man new tricks, Or is that dog?

Middletown NY
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hft, quit humping her leg in public!

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*Always swallow. Almost 50 years now. I lost count years ago.* -HavingFunTogether2113

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"A pessimist thinks of how alcohol kills people. A optimist thinks of how many people are born because of alcohol."

- My brother.

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You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

~Yogi Berra

Emeryville CA
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

- author unknown

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It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.

Joan Rivers

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TOPIC: Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes

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