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A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.

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Top 10 dirty-sounding Thanksgiving quotes ..................................................................

10. “Just reach in and grab the giblets.” 9. “Whew…that’s one terrific spread!” 8. “I am in the mood for a little dark meat!” 7. “Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.” 6. “Talk about a HUGE breast!” 5. “And he forces his way into the end zone!” 4. “She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.” 3. “It’s cool whip time!” 2. “If I don’t unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!” 1. “It must be broken ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.”

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Always avoid alliteration. Assiduously.

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You're right- a cranberry spit bath is a bigger problem. :-)

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his carving might be the least of your concerns.

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"Is that a pop up timer in your belly or are you just happy to see me?"

A "sightly" intoxicated Uncle Bob to the turkey last Thanksgiving.

PS- Uncle Bob isn't allowed to carve the turkey anymore. It always looks more like a Halloween pumpkin when he's done.

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Very funny She!

"Why isn't the movie 'What Women Want' just 90 minutes of Ryan Gosling doing an ab workout on a pile of Nutella and money?"

The Facebook posting of a friend of some fun dude.

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Women say that size does not matter, but I have yet to meet a woman that owns a three inch crooked vibrator

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“No place is boring, if you've had a good night's sleep and have a pocket full of unexposed film.” ~Robert Adams

Thank you Mr and Mrs SS :)

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Welcome back SLG.

J&K

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