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" Do you think we have some Wisconsinin in us?"

I don't know - which of my neighbors have you been sleeping with? (j/k)

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**gets on my knees and raises hands** Praise Cheeses!!

My brother married a woman who does not like cheese. She is not allergic... she just does not like it and will not eat anything with cheese in it. My wife and I think that would be a "deal breaker" for us. Do you think we have some Wisconsinin in us?

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That's priceless! Mr. Leeza, how did you know? ;^)

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SCANDLE- Sex, Cheese And Nakedness Draws Laughter Everyday. ;^)

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public." Bryan White

(and sometimes I still get in trouble)

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Just read on FB:

Just because I give you advice, it doesn't mean I know more than you. It just means I've done more stupid shit.

Oh, how true!

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I have an apron that says S.L.U.T.S. on it then under that it says "southern ladies under tremendous stress" but I like nic's way better. I also have an apron that says "will cook for shoes" "lots and lots of shoes". And a shirt that says will strip for shoes. hmmm I guess I am a shoe ho.

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Mr. Leeza, I love your acronyms! (scurries off to come up with something clever for S.C.A.N.D.L.E.)

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sb, Nic... as you know from previous posts, my wife is a SLUT and we are both very happy about that. We also like the word BITCH (Babe In Total Control of Herself), and LEEZA (Let's Explore Erogenous Zones Adventurously). ;^D

Now back to the thread... here's a quote:

"WTF, I tawt I taw a puddy tat" Twitter Bird

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@ sb: kissy!

Mcallen TX
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Whenever I start to feel spontaneous and adventurous, my bank account tells me to calm the hell down...

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