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I've said this one before but I'll repeat it because I amuse myself:

Waitress at an Italian restaurant:

"Would you like some extra virgin olive oil with that?"

Me:

"No thanks; I'd rather have olive oil that knows what it's doing"

She didn't think it was funny. My mother-in-law, however, thought it was hysterical.

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Often when we go to a restaurant and the host/hostess asks us if we have reservations we respond:

"Yes, but we'll eat here anyway."

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"Smile, breathe and go slowly." ~ Thich Nhat Hanh

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I host parties. Every once in a while I have to remind the DJ that the club/hip hop stuff isn't what we listen to... throw a booty one in every now and then, sure. We're a little bit Country and a little bit Rock n Roll. ;-)

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VA, I said something somewhat similar at a party we attended, though didn't say anything about us being white people. I just pointed out to the DJ that he should take a close look at the demographics and behavior of the party attendees - 90% were baby boomers who were sitting around trying to have a conversation over the noise of the unfamiliar (or disliked) music, unless the DJ played something we recognized. THEN people spilled out onto the dance floor and partied like it was 1979! LOL

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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "otherwise you wouldn't have come here."

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I heard a woman in her late 50s complaining about the DJ to the staff, saying:

"He's playing all techno.. we're all a bunch of old white people here, all we want is classic rock"

Well, not everyone is white, and we sure as hell ain't all old. And he was playing sometimes, you cranky old bitch.

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I ask you, what good are we as red-blooded, American, heterosexual males if we do not make vagina safety a priority?

I'll try to calm down now. ;)

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"Baby, you want some sun block? I saw you sittin' over here and since I'm a Ginger, too, I didn't think you'd want that beautiful vagina gettin' burnt."

- Overheard yesterday at the nekkid pool.

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"How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives."--Annie Dillard

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