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It sure hasn't happened to me. Talk about raising the flags, I'm sure you narrowly avoided getting mugged. Though again you may just be that studly.

I try not to be to cynical (mostly) but if something is too good to be true its because its too good to be true lol.

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How often do women ask total strangers they've never even spoken to to fuck them or their friends? Have I been missing something?

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Oh, jeeze! That was your first? That surprises me

When I was younger guys would come up and say crap like that all the time. My stock answer became "I've got better ways to waste my time." And I'd move on before they could say anything else.

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"Will you fuck my friend in her car?"

- Some random woman to me at a bar about 30 minutes ago. Seriously.

Even though I heard her clearly, I was a little taken aback and said "Pardon me?"

"Will you take my friend out to her car and have sex with her?"

Me: "Um... I'm going to say, no thanks"

I have no idea if her friend looked more like Kate Upton or Godzilla. Probably something in between.

So at the ripe old age of 40 I have been openly propositioned by a stranger for the first time. Of course, I have no idea if her friend was on board for the idea even if I wanted to....

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"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." ~ George Burns

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"There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you." ~ Maya Angelou

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"Who'd have thought that at age 50 I'd still be getting blow jobs in the back seats of cars?"

- Anonymous

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Only movies I can draw quotes from are either Aliens or Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Sad...or is it?

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"You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life"

Joel Osteen

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I've seen it, but not enough times to draw quotes. He was great in it.

BT

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