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"Think Yeast, but only to get a rise outta people."

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I think yeast.....nasty and smelly....UGH!

Vero Beach FL
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Slicko de Mayo, maybe.

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Sicko de Mayo.

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I don't think there's a right one, but temperature IS an important thing to me.

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{percolator burp}

maybe I got the wrong visual with that, but it wasn't pretty

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eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww--me, after reading about mayonnaise & the follow up post.

Bridgewater NJ
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Warm or cold mayonnaise?

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"Fucking her was like fucking a jar of mayonnaise"

- a friend told me this about an old girlfriend on Friday. His wife laughed her ass off and then pulled my pants off. Maybe he kept taking after that. Not sure.

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"not much difference in "online me" vs "real me." "

Not true. A mischievous twinkle in the eye is much more noticeable in person than online.

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