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"This one time, at Bible Camp, some bastard glued all the pages of the Bible together- except that one."

What, no sticky stuff on that page?

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"Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions."

-Ezekiel 23:19-20

This one time, at Bible Camp, some bastard glued all the pages of the Bible together- except that one.

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"An innocent Brainfart is always preferable to a deliberate rhino fart. You can quote me on that." F.A.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I think I found a good use for it.

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Good, the uncle I mentioned a while ago taught me that one. Its a big hit after a family holiday meal.

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OK, so I'm a day late seeing it, but I hope to make an honest man of BT with his "your voice has changed" quote attributed to me.

You been holding out on us with that time machine haven't you?

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Euripides? Ya, Eumendadem?

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"As you sew, so shall you rip!"~one of my fellow corsetiers

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Ok, so its a few days old, but still makes me chuckle...

Took my son and daughter out to dinner the other night to celebrate the dreaded 5-0. It was a small, intimate French restaurant - husband-chef and wife- Maitre D. After seating us in their main dining room, the wife approaches the table and asks if we're celebrating a special occasion. So, my 9 year old daughter pipes up, "Its MY daddy's birthday...and its a BIG one!"

Kids today...

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