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NKenswing, back when I was a clown, we had a balloon delivery character that came in wearing a black hooded cape playing the "death dirge" on a kazoo...after a dramatic pause, of course it went into a comedic routine from there after a rip away to a cute tuxedo front costume complete with fishnets. Anyway, that came to mind reading your post...thanks for the pleasant trip down "Memory Lane"

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When I die, I want someone to come to the funeral dressed as the grim reaper. Don't say anything.

Just stand there...

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind"~ Theodor S. Geisel AKA Dr. Seuss

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"Siri has many subtle, metaphorical, and frankly contradictory meanings. None iof which I am at liberty to discuss. Sorry about that."

Siri when asked, what is Siri.

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two people that want to be together,will be.if one don't they wont

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"It's a riddle wrapped in an enigma, tied with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation".

Siri -- when asked 'What is Siri's acronym"

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(Actual sign)

House for sale by owner Because neighbor is a Asshole!

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Poor, when you have too much month at the end of your money. -The 99%

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Male donating blood, Gorgeous Nurse about to insert needle... Blood squirts out as she sticks it in. "Heh, I guess I'm a squirter," says the male. "Yeah, me too," says the Nurse. *DOI* Nurse says, "Hmmm looks like the blood stopped flowing to your arm..."

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