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Our youngest son does this constantly. He will say the most inappropriate, vulgar, and hilarious things. Sometimes I can't help but laugh. I tell him for God's sakes remember that I am your Mother.

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Have you ever *thought* your kid {or anyone, for that matter} that really made you waver between laughing and cringing? A little bit ago, the boys were in the next room watching tv and I *thought* my five year old said, "mom, you need to buy a condom". WHAT?!? "I said, 'you need to buy a Honda'.... it says on tv you can go to Nissan and get one! " OH! {WHEW!}

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I figured guys didn't hear it as often as girls do, but I guess I didn't realize that it was THAT uncommon. Especially for a good-looking guy like I consider you to be.

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maybe her friend saw you but was too embarrased to ask herself

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I won't lie - I WAS flattered, and I've never (outside of a lifestyle environment) had a woman openly proposition me without even so much as a conversation prior to it. Even with conversation it's pretty rare. Like the girl whining on my 40 th birthday because the mrs and I wouldn't take her home. Very uncommon.

So - even if she looked like E.T. I'd still take the compliment.

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VA....I think that was a huge compliment lol and I am almost positive a rare thing among men no matter how much they might brag.

That being said...... Can someone really enjoy a compliment or be flattered by someone they do not like or find appealing? I personally can not and sometimes feel down right insulted . For instance about 10 years ago my BF and I were out with some college girls who worked for us one night. The bar we were in was mostly a college crowd. As we exited the bar we happened to pass 2 very drunk, very unattractive men in their mid 50's. One of them says really loudly to the other "Oh look there's a couple hot broads our age " as he proceeded to spill his beer all over the floor. I was the last one in the line heading for the door and stopped dead in my tracks, turned and said " Buddy you don't even have fantasies this good!" I was NOT flattered .

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Probably. Nevertheless it was amusing....

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I was thinking the same thing as TooMuch. You averted/avoided something quite negative either way.

The only ones who've ever propositioned me like that in bars have been married men cheating on their wives or girlfriends.

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Well, if the friend who propositioned me is any indicator, I was about to be offered up a half-drunk 55 year old who has earned every one of her 55 years and possibly a few more. Not exactly the nicest fish I've had nibble at my line...

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It sure hasn't happened to me. Talk about raising the flags, I'm sure you narrowly avoided getting mugged. Though again you may just be that studly.

I try not to be to cynical (mostly) but if something is too good to be true its because its too good to be true lol.

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