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dear santa, i've been good all year. ok, most of the time. once in a while...fuck it, i'll buy my own shit.

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I have a Christmas thing that you hang on the door that says "Be Naughty. Save Santa The Trip."

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Naughty LOL

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I'm giving Jay Leno his monologue zinger for tonight.

"So did you see these illegal immigrants are on a hunger strike, demanding they be legalized? Did you hear that?

Well I figure - if they stick it through to the end - it'll solve the problem either way."

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LMAO@ BT

That was awesome. I *must* commit that to memory.

Windermere FL
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Support natural selection, remove warning labels.

Memphis TN
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Life is too short to play games. Unless of course those games include handcuffs.

Louisville KY
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Always keep the assholes in suspense and

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"I love facebook status updates which sound like words of wisdom or witty quotes, but are really pretty obvious jabs at someone else"

- Me

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some people should come with their own warning label.......warning dangerous if exposed to common sense.

Mrs Sav

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