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ouch...that would have caused me great pain...

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"well, we were lowering our standards when we said what the hell and decided to write you two."

- couple we had politely declined to meet.

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We get very few of those. Mind you, we never answer single guy emails, since anyone who writes us (other than those we already know) couldn't have read our profile, or is simply disregarding what it says.

We did have one couple (the female half) angrily write back "Just so you KNOW - neither of us wanted to sleep with you! We just thought you looked like fun people that might be nice to meet! Thanks a lot!!!!"

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Stupid question. But is it common for guys to actually ask "why not"? That just seems incredibly bad form. I always remember how irked I got whenever my kids said that...but it's expected from kids.

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"SLS Radio - The Axe Body Spray of the airwaves." - Unknown

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"may I ask why you're not interested?"

because you're the kind who asks that question.

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this made me LOL when the app popped up with today's quote:

"One man's creativity is another's brain damage."--Unknown

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LOL Now I have more ideas on how to be obnoxious in public. Thanks guys.

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vabeach, when I order a draft beer from a waitress I say, "no head", please. One waitress questioned to me, "your don't like head"? I said, " I will get the head later". Our 6 party table laughed.

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"I'm just not."

--in response to a "may I ask why you're not interested?"

e mail reply to a polite thanks not interested good luck.

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