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ga 7378, yep. that's what reminded me. my lady still laughs til her sides ache over the "his head fell off line".

funny stuff.

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"Sometimes you just have to say 'What the fuck!" -Risky Business movie from way back in the stone ages.

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Whenever I start to feel spontaneous and adventurous, my bank account tells me to calm the hell down.

unknown facebook ecard.

how well I know this.

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Lol, was watching that last night..haha.love it!

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"ok guys, you know the rules. no humping, no pushing, no sniffing hineys,"

harry... dumb and dumber

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O, what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive! --Sir Walter Scott

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lol I remember sitting in one of my pole dancer friends houses and we were asking siri questions. she kept not answering us. So A was telling siri she was a piece of shit. Siri responded "I'm sorry I don't understand the request" yes siri that is why you are a piece of shit.

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toomuchfun: [[like]]] cause it's usually true! unfortunately.

reminds me if a "vanity" license plate on a Saab : "SNAAB"

always made me lol whenever i saw the car.

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"f*** you, Siri" ~me about 1minute ago

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"Mean people breed little mean people" --Bumper sticker I saw yesterday

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