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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

-Kurt Vonnegut

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Jake Gittes: How much are you worth? Noah Cross: I have no idea. How much do you want? Jake Gittes: I just wanna know what you're worth. Over 10 million? Noah Cross: Oh my, yes! Jake Gittes: Why are you doing it? How much better can you eat? What could you buy that you can't already afford?

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when you have no where to turn,obviously you have to go striaght...BS

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sometimes when things are falling apart, things are actually falling into place.

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"sarcasm...the brains natural defense against the less intelligent "

borrowed from Pinterest

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Anniston AL
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Sometimes I just fantasize about beating the shit out of people.

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"I have enough money to live like a King for the rest of my life... provided I die by next Tuesday."

- Me

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If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

~Albert Einstein

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Here's a good (probably apocryphal) story about Bertrand Russell......

He was giving a public lecture on astronomy, talking about stars, galaxies, gravity etc...

At the end, an old woman stood up and said "What you have told us is rubbish! The world is really a plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise!"

He gave a huge smile and asked "Then what, madam, is the tortoise standing on?"

"Oh, you're very clever young man" she replied "but it's tortoises all the way down!"

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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.

--Bertrand Russell

(Reposting a quote I originally posted here in August 2012)

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