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Fuck the fucking fuckers.

Chinese proverb (I think)

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Akron

Saw a promo for Mike and Molly the other day that made me think of you.

Mike says to her "How did a guy like me end up with a girl like you?"

She replies " I don't know. Just please don't waste your other 2 wishes on beer and pizza"

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I'm also shocked it didn't say "Wellcom to the Reel Werld"

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"Welcome to the real world - Rdy2plywu "

That's just fucking hysterical!!!!! Is the real world upstairs or down?

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M! Shame on you. Wayne's only taken Japenese once, and he was slathered in lube.

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Be grateful you have him, M. I asked the 4 year old once to help, because sometimes he actually DOES know how to do it, and he set the language to Japanese. We didn't use the entertainment systems for 3 days until C came home. LOL You have to speak the language in order to get it back to the correct language. He said "Mommy! My video game teaches me Japanese. I'll fix it!" lol Sure, if counting to five will help lol

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There are 4 remotes for the big screen Tv and I HATE HATE fiddling with any of them . I constantly hit the wrong button and have to ask him to come fix it lol. I generally keep my hands OFF. Thank goodness I don't actually watch much TV unless he puts something on.

Mrs Sav

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Because of my affinity for music, C went and bought 3 of these incredible wireless speakers for me to put throughout the apartment. They will stream from the computers or the Blue Ray player, or the TV. However, I don't know how the fuck to use the things. LOL :-)

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C sometimes hands me the remote and I'm like "what? I don't even know how to work this thing...no no, abort, abort." lol :-)

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The episode on Robot Chicken was exactly that....a rant on mens penis ...how we laughed and laughed . I still don't like most of the show but I'm not big on Sitcoms in general Mr Sav controls the Tv with my consent, if he's happy and laughing I'm happy and laughing ....sometimes admittedly at HIm lol

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