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Seen on The Daily Beast, a British man's review of Veet, the hair removal cream:

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

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"Invite the hot people! Invite the hot people!"

- A foursome hoping we would join them at a club on Friday night. Thanks for the ego boost guys.

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PG- maybe we should play "doctor."

"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping."

(Dr) Arnold Schwarzenegger

Gibsonia PA
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what if the Dr gives you an orgasm?

hmmm might need to do some research on this one.

Louisville KY
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PG- so would an orgasm every 6 hours keep 4 doctors away?

“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” ? Red Foxx

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"An orgasm a day keeps the Dr away!"

Louisville KY
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This job would be great if it weren't for the fuckin' customers...

~ Randal (Clerks)

Long Beach CA
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Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. - Muhammed Ali

New Orleans LA
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So that is what they call "ART" these days......

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Posted on a bathroom wall: "If you need to extract dried mucus from your nose, please use a tissue. The bathroom walls are notthte place for them."

Handwritten note, scrawled underneath: "It's called 'performance art'....expand your horizons."

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