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what if the Dr gives you an orgasm?

hmmm might need to do some research on this one.

Louisville KY
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PG- so would an orgasm every 6 hours keep 4 doctors away?

“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” ? Red Foxx

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"An orgasm a day keeps the Dr away!"

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This job would be great if it weren't for the fuckin' customers...

~ Randal (Clerks)

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Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. - Muhammed Ali

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So that is what they call "ART" these days......

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Posted on a bathroom wall: "If you need to extract dried mucus from your nose, please use a tissue. The bathroom walls are notthte place for them."

Handwritten note, scrawled underneath: "It's called 'performance art'....expand your horizons."

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"The boy's cheese has slid off his cracker...." -The Green Mile

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Related to Bayou's quote below:

When told by others that some food is better than sex, Mr. Scandle will often say (under his breath), either I don't know how to eat or he/she doesn't know how to fuck.

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People who use the phrase "________ is better than sex", clearly aren't having the right kind of sex.

~eCard

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