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SS, you have no idea how disappointed I am to find out that that story is untrue. Very funny anyway.

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"Marijuana won't kill you, unless you let a bale of it fall on you."

Willie Nelson

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During a state visit to Great Britain, President Ronald Reagan purportedly went horseback riding with Queen Elizabeth...

At one point, one of the horses passed gas quite loudly. The queen apologized, saying, “There are some things even royalty can’t control.” Reagan replied, “I’m glad you told me, or I would have thought it was the horse.”

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Gotta agree: prostitute make an honest living by comparison.

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Smooth if a political figure said that now the prostitutes wld demand an apology

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"She was a vixen when she went to school: And though she be but little, she is fierce." ~Shakespeare

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Shesmooth: No truer words were ever spoken....LOL

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'My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.'

President Harry S. Truman

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Sometimes you just can't polish a turd, no matter how badly you wish it would shine.

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Quote, even. Lol

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