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I copied this from my oldest sons FB, he is in graduate school and is a true perfectionist when it comes to school work. Getting an A is consider mediocre, he strives for an A+ . He is always making comments if he happens to earn anything less.So his friends tease him with silly comments and share funny replies professors give. Below is a response perfect response to the question "Why is my grade so low"

“Actually, you didn’t turn in a research paper .You submitted a large, awkward assemblage of sentences. In fact, the sentences you apparently kidnapped in the dead of the night and forced into this violent and arbitrary plan of yours clearly seemed to be placed o the pages against their will. Reading your paper was like watching unfamiliar, uncomfortable people interact at a cocktail party that no one wanted to attend in the first place. You didn’t submit a paper. You submitted a hostage situation.”

This couldn't possible express any better my thoughts and feelings to what some people write in the forums. Mrs Sav

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Fuck humpday, I want to know when "fuck me until I can't walk" day is.

Louisville KY
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once upon a time there was a T-shirt saying thread.

Louisville KY
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"If you can't play nice, play hockey"~my younger son's tee shirt {that's my boy!}

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"Soccer Mom my ass. I'm a Hockey mom. Screw with me and you'll get checked."

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" Bad girl! Go to my room! "

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"Sticks and stones may break my bones but, uh-- that... that wasn't an invitation. Put the rock down."

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this is my favroite quote of all time.IF a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its ass....can be used more ways than imaginable...........BS

Kingston TN
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"Sell in May and go away."

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LOL

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