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there are two things in this world that burn my ass,a flame this high and you.said to me by a guy in a bar who was wanting to fight.so I help him to his want.didn't last long.he never said that to me again...............BS

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"You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion."

- Unknown

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Fucking with my money is like fucking with my emotions...

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After a post from Mrs Sav on another thread, I ran across this quote and thought immediately of her.

"When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it." --Edgar Watson Howe

They do say, laughter is the best medicine. We know a dose of good medicine is always appropriate.

Sophia

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"Skill to do comes of doing."--Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"Practice being excited." --Bill Foster

hmmm,

Sophia

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There's a certain young man that comes to min when you say that, Mrs. Sav.

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I copied this from my oldest sons FB, he is in graduate school and is a true perfectionist when it comes to school work. Getting an A is consider mediocre, he strives for an A+ . He is always making comments if he happens to earn anything less.So his friends tease him with silly comments and share funny replies professors give. Below is a response perfect response to the question "Why is my grade so low"

“Actually, you didn’t turn in a research paper .You submitted a large, awkward assemblage of sentences. In fact, the sentences you apparently kidnapped in the dead of the night and forced into this violent and arbitrary plan of yours clearly seemed to be placed o the pages against their will. Reading your paper was like watching unfamiliar, uncomfortable people interact at a cocktail party that no one wanted to attend in the first place. You didn’t submit a paper. You submitted a hostage situation.”

This couldn't possible express any better my thoughts and feelings to what some people write in the forums. Mrs Sav

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Fuck humpday, I want to know when "fuck me until I can't walk" day is.

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once upon a time there was a T-shirt saying thread.

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