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A dick a day keeps the doctor away.

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You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil can't be lead.

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A few nuts a day keeps the doctor away.

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How can you bare to shave your pussy?

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There is some joke in there about a Brazilian, but I am not clever enough to come up with it.

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"It's like a can of Planters in there."

--A private message I received, questioning the value of engaging nuts in a certain forum

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"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you."

Sounds like me talking to my 14 year old, which is to be expected, and her mother, which is not...

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Excellent!

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"Someday I'm going to read the _Hil of Rights. Just not today, and probably not tomorrow either. "

- Goodenuff.

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Every hour is happy hour!

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