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Heeeeeeeeeeeees back

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"I will suspend someone if I feel it is best for the forums, whether an exact posted rule was violated or not. "

profile review - wayne

(a long time ago, in a land far, far away...)

liscense and registration please.

what did i do wrong officer?

you made a right on red back there.

well, since when is a right on red illegal at that intersection?

today.

um, officer. if you'll take a look at that intersection right now, you'll notice car after car making a right on red. why aren't they all getting tickets? in fact, look. they're actually lined up... there must be 50 or 60 cars in that line, and they are ALL making a right on red! what's the deal with that? why am i the one getting a ticket? in fact, i'll bet if we sat here all day and all night, we'd see hundreds of people making a right on red at that intersection one after another, so again i ask you. why are you ticketing me?

because i can. some days, i write tickets here, some days i don't. just your shitty luck i guess. hee hee.

you know what officer? why don't you take this ticket the same way you take cock. straight up your ass!

shesmooth - james

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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.

- Eleanor Roosevelt

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I have heard that one FJ, can't remember where it came from. Sounds like something Carlin might have said...

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L2 I don't know who said it but some comedian had a joke about spending hours to get out of pussy, only to spend the rest of our life trying to get back in.

Sanford NC
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"Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time."

Dennis Miller

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D, I like that, and how true.

Sanford NC
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re: "Idea for gay animated porn movie: "Beavis and Buttfuck.”

How about "Hairy Bottom and the Sorceror's Bone"?

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The right man can make me do anything, the Perfect man can make me believe that I actually like it :).

By SED

LOVE IT LOL

Anniston AL
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I hate "dry spells' lets all get wet !

Mrs Sav

Love it.

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