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What type of head on those screws?

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Was at the bar and someone asked me about my broken ankle. I said Slipped on icy step, and now I've got a plate and 6 screws. Out of now where some old man down the bar says, "plate and 6 screws? Doesn't sound bad to me." HAHAHA I was quick to reply, you'd think, but I'm still waiting on the 6 screws!

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You'd think.

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"The problem is that the majority of these people do not realize that they more closely relate with the decipticons ideals of tyranny, than the auto bots ideals of freedom, community and reliance upon each other."

Best thing ever written on the entire internet. Ever. The end.

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I bet that one inch is of paramount importance! ;)

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But I really wanna be. 6'1. THAT would complete me!

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LOL... well, you don't have a fake relationship. Based on your certs, I'd say your selective. And finally, you're six feet tall. That douche is 300# and is 5'6 (though he claims to be 5'7" ;).

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Sed, sure, I eat a little too much king cake and gumbo this time of year, but you don't have to be mean about it. Gimme a week...

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Girly, you are far from a troll, and you are not 300lbs balding, sweaty pig with a hairy chest and a gut that prevents you from seeing your toes :). That douche is gross.

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S4T I resemble that remark!!

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