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Every hour is happy hour!

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It's always HAPPY HOUR somewhere.

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I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.

-Me (after I saw it somewhere else)

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It's always wine-30 somewhere!

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The Duke was right.

Scandle, what made matters worse, shame on me, was that I pointed out over the phone, where she could find the answers. Since there were only 3 of us on the phone with our boss, it certainly sounded like a Suzy Cream Cheese bitchfest. She realized it too. 5 minutes after the call ended, she called me to ask why I didn't support her. She didn't like my succinct, direct response. I was actually nice and didn't call her names, but did explain again that she makes us all look like idiots when she takes it upon herself to initiate things without doing her homework. Her response, "I'm not an idiot." Mine?..."I've heard that." Oh, well.

Quote of the day: "Is it Wine-30 yet?"

Los Angeles CA
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"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid".

John Wayne

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BT, I had something similar happen to me last night as I chaired a meeting at church. A long term older member complained (again) that she simply won't click on links to articles that show up in our weekly newsletter and that she wanted to read a printed copy - which she strongly implied was unavailable and something worth complaining about. I pointed out that at EVERY SINGLE church service it is announced that we have printed copies in the lobby. Sometimes it's tough to simply smile and move on but I did since we had other work to attend to.

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"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you."

- Not sure who said it, but I believe someone in foraland posted this recently.

I thought of it yesterday, as I sat on an hour long conference call, scheduled by a peer, with an agenda who's items could have been resolved with 15 minutes of research on our internal corp website. The bruises on my forehead were self-inflicted.

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Well done is better than well said.-Benjamin Franklin

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{radio personality immitating Harry Carrey} "WHERE'd that cat go?!?" {"what cat, Harry?} "The one that shit in my mouth!"

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