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Fun ftw!

I posted 4 or 5 Mitchisms a couple weeks ago. Love that dude. As is often the case with many greats, he died way too soon. Time to pour one out for my homie.

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Every day?? WTF? Its not like they don't know that I like women, too!

OT: "I found my special purpose!" ~ Steve Martin, as Navin Johnson

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I got this from the Victoria's Secret magazine that comes to my house every day! "Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?" They have some others but we've heard them before so I didn't bother but this one I thought was cute.

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Here's to the people who love me, the losers that lost me, and the lucky bastards you get to meet me......

Anchorage AK
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"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

--Mitch Hedberg

Belle Chasse LA
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ā€œLet someone love you just the way you are ā€“ as flawed as you might be, as unattractive as you sometimes feel, and as unaccomplished as you think you are. To believe that you must hide all the parts of you that are broken, out of fear that someone else is incapable of loving what is less than perfect, is to believe that sunlight is incapable of entering a broken window and illuminating a dark room.ā€

Marc Hack

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"Acceptance doesn't mean resignation; it means understanding that something is what it is and that there's got to be a way through it."

Michael J. Fox

Corpus Christi TX
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Want some candy little girl?

-me

lol

Burleson TX
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"Mistakes are the portals of discovery."--James Joyce

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"If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."

Dolly Parton

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