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"Hellllloooooooo, nurse!"~ the Animaniacs

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"I'm not Jesus, if you keep apologizing for the same behavior don't expect me to believe your sorry nor accept your "heart felt" apology. If you want forgiveness talk to God but frankly I'm sure even He calls BS now and then. He too knows when words are meaningless."

Me to a friend who is dealing with shit no one should suffer through!

Mrs Sav

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my fav of the day:

"The current U.S. financial system, despite its flaws, is the best that has ever existed. " " The US financial system is the most transparent, trustworthy system in the world." ~jamie dimon

(boring i know, but it makes my day a good one.)

Philadelphia PA
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Even a genus ask a questions

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"The power of a glance has been so much abused in love stories, that it has come to be disbelieved in. Few people dare now to say that two beings have fallen in love because they have looked at each other. Yet it is in this way that love begins, and in this way only." - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables

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Blink three times. Each time you blink, a patriotic revolutionary has created a tsunami wave of tectonic upheaval within the blogosphere.

The Z-ster

** blogoshere is a cool word damn it :)

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I've had a million views and I've taunted them all * )

peace out

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* Semper Fie. *

LOL!

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I found out I'm a magician. I picked up this cute girl hitch hiking. When she put her hand on my thigh I turned into a motel...

- Rodney Dangerfield

That was one funny dude...

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"I don't like using the word retarded for real retarded people. ... But Im ok with using the word retarded on an idiot/moron."

--Posted in these forums one year ago by Mr. Heat, whose wit and wisdom are gone but not forgotten. Semper Fie.

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