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"When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV."

Mike Damone, "Fast Times At Ridgemont High"

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"To move the world we must first move ourselves." ~ Socrates

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Well I've heard squirrels called tree rats so maybe that was it. But any sharp pointy things need not be mentioned with "dick" in the same sentence. :)

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Bobby,

I dig the whole "tree pussy" notion and would consider planting one in my front yard, but that "dick nail" thing sounds a little painful.

Nonetheless, thanks for a great chuckle this am.

BT

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I want to say some different but i say completely different... i hope you like :)......

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"probably in my case i find tree pussy when grow on my dick nail"

-BobbyUSA in the "Fantasies" section....

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"I found Israel to be dynamic, with an intellectual vibrancy and an impulse to debate every imaginable issue. I identified with its people, and my own Jewish identity became more important to me as a result. Intrinsically, I believe Israel had a right to exist and that the Jewish people needed and deserved a homeland, a pace of refuge. In Israel, I saw a country that was filled with pride and vulnerability, hope and fear, and craving for peace combined with a constant preparation for war."

-Dennis Ross, U.S. Envoy to the Middle East, 1988-2000 [The Missing Peace, The Inside Story of the Fight for Middle East Peace]

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Navin? That boy don't know shit from Shineola.

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On the car in front of me this afternoon:

"I want to be the old woman with no regrets"

PERFECT

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