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Going down on whom?

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Also heard at a gathering: "......it's time...." Stated by one person, with the reply "Bubba, you only have one shoulder, you're going down...."

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{Blush}

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Heard tonight at a get together:

How did THAT get in there?

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"God gave us a little more time with him, and we're happy about that."

--Daughter of Walter Williams, who died this morning at his home in Lexington Mississippi. Two weeks ago Williams was declared dead but began kicking in his body bag at a funeral home while waiting to be embalmed. 

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"Didn't Johnny Cockring get OJ off?"

--Leeza, in an old thread about cock rings I just noticed. Priceless.

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"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

Captain Rhett Butler

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"I know we are just friends, but I would appreciate a better benefits package"

When Snow White Drifted

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"I'm Gumbie, damnit!"~Eddie Murphy, back in his SNL days

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My mom, god rest her soul, was an English teacher. I think if she's watching, she'd be very proud. - BT

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