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TOPIC: Quote_of_the_Day_-_Meaningful,_provocative_and_amusing_quotes
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"SLS Radio - The Axe Body Spray of the airwaves." - Unknown
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New Orleans LA
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"may I ask why you're not interested?"
because you're the kind who asks that question.
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this made me LOL when the app popped up with today's quote:
"One man's creativity is another's brain damage."--Unknown
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Bridgewater NJ
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LOL Now I have more ideas on how to be obnoxious in public. Thanks guys.
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vabeach, when I order a draft beer from a waitress I say, "no head", please. One waitress questioned to me, "your don't like head"? I said, " I will get the head later". Our 6 party table laughed.
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Thornton CO
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"I'm just not."
--in response to a "may I ask why you're not interested?" e mail reply to a polite thanks not interested good luck.
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Bridgewater NJ
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." Oscar Wilde
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Memphis TN
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I've said this one before but I'll repeat it because I amuse myself:
Waitress at an Italian restaurant: "Would you like some extra virgin olive oil with that?" Me: "No thanks; I'd rather have olive oil that knows what it's doing" She didn't think it was funny. My mother-in-law, however, thought it was hysterical.
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Windermere FL
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Often when we go to a restaurant and the host/hostess asks us if we have reservations we respond:
"Yes, but we'll eat here anyway."
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Gouldsboro PA
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"Smile, breathe and go slowly." ~ Thich Nhat Hanh
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Bridgewater NJ
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TOPIC: Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
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