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"Know the Fighter Pilots Code...Don't puke in your oxygen mask" - Some smart ass Fighter Pilot

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That was actually the title of one of her books....I loved her humor.

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Why would it be greener over the Tank? and not the Leach field ?

sorry I couldn't resist.

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"The grass is always greener over the septic tank"~ "Aunt" Erma Bombeck

I really miss her! RIP, Erma.

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"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder" - Drunk friend at bar.

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Keep the hell away from the bus.

-Me

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You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil can't be lead.

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Alternate definition:

Attraction - the act of associating [directed] horniness with a particular [cute] person.

Our life experiences help us define things the way we have seen and like to see them- sometimes through positive reinforcement, sometimes through the occasional black eye; see "ribbit."

Just because we get hungry doesn't mean we want to go to the buffet. With chinese food, I love General Tso's chicken. Chow Mein I wouldn't fling at any of the other frogs living in the pond. If liking some quality General Tso's sometimes makes me guilty, color me spicy ;-)

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Man who runs behind bus, dies of fumes. Man who runs in front of bus, dies of stupidity.

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Definitions:

Attraction - the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

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