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I always thought so.

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So it IS pee?

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Some unicorns celebrate their ability to urinate in a horizontal position.

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One would hope so, VA! My father-in-law used to say, "Never trust an animal that can walk and have a bowel movement at the same time."

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Do unicorns have better bowel control than horses?

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I was amused to see this posted by a friend of mine on Facebook today via SmartPak:

Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

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Aboard my ship excellent performance is standard, standard performance is sub-standard, and sub-standard performance is not permitted to exist. That, I kid you not.

--Captain Dennis Francis Queeg, Commanding Officer, USS Caine.

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I imagine drowning is a terrible way to die. However, it would be slightly less terrible if, right before you drowned, you were *really* thirsty.

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Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, or the way that I do it. You understand?

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Lemme' Get Minze..... Overheard at a local Social services office daily

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