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"Will you fuck my friend in her car?"

- Some random woman to me at a bar about 30 minutes ago. Seriously.

Even though I heard her clearly, I was a little taken aback and said "Pardon me?"

"Will you take my friend out to her car and have sex with her?"

Me: "Um... I'm going to say, no thanks"

I have no idea if her friend looked more like Kate Upton or Godzilla. Probably something in between.

So at the ripe old age of 40 I have been openly propositioned by a stranger for the first time. Of course, I have no idea if her friend was on board for the idea even if I wanted to....

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"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." ~ George Burns

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"There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you." ~ Maya Angelou

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"Who'd have thought that at age 50 I'd still be getting blow jobs in the back seats of cars?"

- Anonymous

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Only movies I can draw quotes from are either Aliens or Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Sad...or is it?

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"You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life"

Joel Osteen

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I've seen it, but not enough times to draw quotes. He was great in it.

BT

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But he was SO GOOD at it, wasn't he?

I know very few people who have heard of it. I think it was seriously underrated.

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VA, that is a seriously creepy movie. So weird to see him in a roll like that.

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Robin Williams, quoting Deepak Chopra in the movie "One Hour Photo":

"The things you're most afraid of have already happened. "

A REALLY good movie, largely unknown to most people. Robin Williams is brilliant in it as a seriously mentally ill stalker.

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