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Sweetie, I bet from now on, the butter will be offered to you by the pound!

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I bet that's the LAST time Kibbs gets first dibs on the butter, huh? {sigh}

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Said by someone watching me work the pole (the metal one, get your mind out of your pants) "its like she is flirting with/seducing the pole with looks so hot I'm surprised its not melting"

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Overheard in the receiving line yesterday..."That's Father Bill...He used to come down to the beach with his girlfriend and smoke pot with Frank (my late uncle) and his wife on their deck overlooking the ocean."

Growing up Catholic, I remember thinking how cool Father Bill was.

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Food fight? Exploding cow?

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Someone has GOT to explain all this butter on the ceiling!!

San Antonio TX
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Muhahahahahaha

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Going down on whom?

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Also heard at a gathering: "......it's time...." Stated by one person, with the reply "Bubba, you only have one shoulder, you're going down...."

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{Blush}

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