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Now I'm considering having my ears surgically altered to look like the passenger handholds in my 4x4 PU.

Now, to get back on the topic of quotes, here's one...

Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on.

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DO you now? OK....you've caught my attention....

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Darn! Forgot all about the valley! Thank god I have ears shaped like handlebars!

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I can envision eating good things from the valley, but the green part just isn't working for me.

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You have to be able to do something with that Ho, Ho, Ho part. The word giant is ok, too, but the color green doesn't connote anything remotely healthy when used to describe a body part. Vegetables, yes. Body parts, not so much.

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Crap, I think I spelled wiener wrong.

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Oscar Mayer weiner? That jingle has got to be a gazillion years old, and still gets a sexy "twist".

How come no one twists this one...

Good things from the Garden Garden in the Valley Valley of the Jolly Ho, ho, ho Green Giant.

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kibblesnbits - You are in the right place HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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"oh, I wish I had an Oscar Meyer Weiner....!"

catchy commercial jingle

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"ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER" - The movie Accepted. I would post a link to it but the forums won't let me. :-(

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