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" "I'd rather shovel shit"~ a friend of mine the other day"

Kibs, could you put your friend in contact with me? With the snow melting, the trail near my house (apparently frequented by dog walkers) could use a person like that.

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"Is that a gun in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?"

Funny thing is: Mae West was attributed to that quote for decades and hasn't said it, so she added the line into her last movie.

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"I spent a month in Philadelphia one night."

W. C. Fields

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"I did not have sex with that woman" --Bill Clinton

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*students harassing others with detention, leading to suspension, ending with explosion.* Robert_the_hill

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"Up shit creek without a paddle"

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"I'd rather shovel shit"~ a friend of mine the other day

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Don't worry about hurting my feelings because I guarantee you not one bit of my self esteem is tied up in your acceptance.

Dr Phil was the source credited where I read it.

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Five Little Democratic Questions...

What power have you got?

Where did you get it from?

In whose interests do you exercise it?

To whom are you accountable?

And how can we get rid of you?

-Anthony Benn

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“Fifteen years ago, I was honored, as the chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee, to lead the fight for Poland’s admission into NATO.”

- VP Joe Biden, earlier this week

Fun fact #1: Joe Biden became Chairman in 2001.

Fun fact #2: Poland joined NATO in 1999.

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