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Male donating blood, Gorgeous Nurse about to insert needle... Blood squirts out as she sticks it in. "Heh, I guess I'm a squirter," says the male. "Yeah, me too," says the Nurse. *DOI* Nurse says, "Hmmm looks like the blood stopped flowing to your arm..."

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That's awesome FunshinePA.

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hehe just stole if from a facebook friend LOL

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Funshine.....I now have a new favorite!!! LOVE it, girl!!!

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If you had sex 365 times in 12 months, and then melted down the rubbers to make a tire, What would you have?

A Fucking GOODYEAR!

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I saw this one of FB the other day and it just cracked me up.

"I'm not saying you're EASY, but I do believe you've seen more shaft than an elevator"

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"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime." --Mark Twain

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"Construction around here sucks, because the clients expect you to be that canadian homles guy... "

- Take a wild guess.

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"There's a difference in giving up, & knowing you've had enough." anonymous

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"That's the thing about work: it's a damned inconvenience!"~Diana P., my old boss, back when I used to clown and do specialty events. Something someone said to me earlier today reminded me of this gem.

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