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“Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.”

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"Skype is sometimes the only way to be together, it sure can make your day when you get that call and see them." ~~~~ anonymous

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Shelly,

The water you saw was very blue and just a little chilly. It was nice to "see" you both by the way. The fried who made the comment was talking about what was coming out of the faucet. Lol

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K is highly allergic which means our potential playmate pool is cut by about 50%. and no, many of them don't understand that you can't just pop in a breath mint to solve the problem. it's on them, their clothing, their hair. it is very frustrating because sometimes they are extremely attractive but then you look at the profile and its like "aw damn" cause there's the little ciggy icon. we miss out on soooo many hot people we'd love to play with because of smoking.

"Smokers are quitting by the thousands every day... by dying."

Cocoa Beach FL
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"Thats such a nasty habit" -me about smoking

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You know, I'm allergic cigarette smoke too. I have noticed that if someone simply has a taste on their mouth it doesn't bother me so badly. But, I cannot be around a lot of smoke in the air and if someone has a lot of it eminating from their clothing I have noticed that does make my eyes itch and my nose run.

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Conversation I overheard last night between two female friends.

Friend #1 - "I'm terribly allergic to cigarettes. Its the protein."

Friend #2 - "You didn't seem to have a negative reaction when I put my tongue down your throat and I've been smoking all day."

Friend #1 - "But you only did that once."

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Said while discussing a girlfriend.

"She will give you the shirt off her back. Or the pants off her ass but you have to be on your knees with tweezers, packing tape and a magnifying glass. "

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"I'm Gumby, damnit!"~ Eddie Murphy, SNL

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"I don't have time to workout" -Half the people I know feel the need to tell me that.

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