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"My wood is your wood"~some comedian I know

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Duly noted

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" "I'd rather shovel shit"~ a friend of mine the other day"

Kibs, could you put your friend in contact with me? With the snow melting, the trail near my house (apparently frequented by dog walkers) could use a person like that.

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"Is that a gun in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?"

Funny thing is: Mae West was attributed to that quote for decades and hasn't said it, so she added the line into her last movie.

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"I spent a month in Philadelphia one night."

W. C. Fields

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"I did not have sex with that woman" --Bill Clinton

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*students harassing others with detention, leading to suspension, ending with explosion.* Robert_the_hill

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"Up shit creek without a paddle"

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"I'd rather shovel shit"~ a friend of mine the other day

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Don't worry about hurting my feelings because I guarantee you not one bit of my self esteem is tied up in your acceptance.

Dr Phil was the source credited where I read it.

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