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TOPIC: Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
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She offered her honor. He honored her offer. And all through the night he was on her and off her.

Cleveland OH
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i feel like a fish out of water

I feel like a pork chop at a Jewish wedding

why do people drive on parkways and drive on parkways?

Politics and sex make strange bed fellows

why do they call it a blow job when its actually a suck job?

Like the sands of time so are the days of our life's

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Always go to other peoples funerals. Otherwise, they won't go to yours. - Yogi Berra, NY Yankees

New Orleans LA
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Oscar Gomez N.y. Yankees

"Some people think it dont be the way it do but it do be the way it be".

Lynbrook NY
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I'm just traying to get in her pants.

;^D

New Orleans LA
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I dunno but I have better friend prospects than that.

Windermere FL
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"hi am new here traying to make new friends"

- An email from a single male from Homestead, Florida (800 miles away).

*sigh*

Windermere FL
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Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?

Pittsburgh PA
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"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

George W. Bush

Cleveland OH
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Akron, my late mom was an English teacher. She would have loved the challenge of decoding this!

In reading through it twice, I believe that "r" means "or". Beyond that, I'm at a loss.

...I hope that you and the Mrs. were as turned on as I was after reading it!

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