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And this is why I love you!<br />

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I know!

A stick!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

I loved MAD Mag when I was a kid. I have not thought about it in ages.

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Dood, don't ask me. Its aquote from the movie Caddyshack. Silly me. i didn't expect anyone to actually "challenge" a movie quote! Of course, I should have remembered that these are the fora! LOL!

...Ok, I'll admit, my first thought was to say thata donut without a hole is a cruller, but I didn't, until now.

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dude, they're good and all, but naw.....they are NOT a donut

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"A donut without a hole is a danish."

You mean a Boston Cream isn't a doughnut?!?!?!?

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Oh, and just to remain on topic:

"A flute without holes is not a flute. A donut without a hole is a danish." - Ty Webb

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Someone else will come along and carry on the tradition, however, it will look like the new Scooby Do cartoonssound, or like when Uncle Charlie died and they replaced his character with his "brother" on My Three Sons. Just not... "right".

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Me neither. I read a lot of Mad Magazine in the 80s and stopped some time in the early 90s, save the occasional issue I could get my hands on.

I remember when Don Martin died. He was awesome. He was a fairly private person, but his license plate of his car said "SCHTOINK".

Mort Drucker, Al Jaffee, Sergio Aragones... most of Mad's cartoonists are 80+. What will we do when they are gone!?!?!??!

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AL Jaffee, now there's a name I haven't heard in AGES! He's the bomb!

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