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"Every time you want to talk it means you want me listen." ~Sheldon

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Sheldon is so wise. He's not crazy. His mother had him tested.

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" You bought me a present? Why would you do such a thing? I know you think you're being generous, but the foundation of gift giving is reciprocity. You haven't given me a gift, you've given me an obligation. The essence of the custom is that I now have to go out and purchase for you a gift of commensurate value and representing the same perceived level of friendship as that represented by the gift you've given me. Ah, it's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year. Oh, I brought this on myself by being such an endearing and important part of your life..."

~ Sheldon (Big Bang Theory)

So much truth to this quote lol

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Technically that's commentary Sheldon not a quote

Me being me

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Speaking of Bob Hope, on golf:

"It's wonderful how you can start out with three strangers in the morning, play 18 holes, and by the time the day is over you have three solid enemies."

He made reference to how President Eisenhower gave up golf for painting "fewer strokes, you know..."

King of the one-liner, and one of the only people who could ever make consistently funny jokes that weren't offensive to anyone, which is extremely difficult to do.

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On a friend's facebook page:

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs.

Now, we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs.

God - PLEASE keep Kevin Bacon safe!

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"How did your brain even learn human speech?"

Wash: Firefly

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Quite , you don't quite ,your Eric *fucking *Northman you fucking fight !!!

Pam from true blood the final season

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I don't have a bucket list, but my fuck it list is a mile long.

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Brad: You said that enough! Maybe Lucy's dead, maybe they're both dead. But if I hear that from you again, I'll fight ya, Mr. Edwards! Ethan: That'll be the day.

John Wayne: The Searchers

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