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Some things to think about from the late, great Mitch Hedberg:

"My fake plants died because I forgot to water them."

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana and I said "No. But I would like a regular banana later, so, yeah."

"My lucky number is four billion. This doesn't come in very handy when you're gambling."

"My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt. I am unsure who is the real hero."

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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're right!

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The greatest fear in this world is the opinions of others. And the moment that you are unafraid of the crowd you are no longer a sheep, you become a lion. A great roar arises in your heart, the roar of freedom.

~OSHO

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""I would rather burn out than fade away!"

hey, hey......my, my

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That was awesome... WOW

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"I would rather burn out than fade away!" --Highlander movie

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"Work for a cause....not the applause. Live life to express....not to impress. Don't strive to make your presence noticed ...just to make your absence felt." ~unknown

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Paddle your own canoe...but never turn down an offer to rock that man in the boat?

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"Love Many, Trust Few, and Always Paddle your Own Canoe"

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Not to be a nit-picker, but although it's from Meatloaf's album, Meatloaf himself neither wrote or said it - it was Jim Steinman.

Fun fact: While Jim Steinman is best known for writing songs for Meatloaf, he also wrote Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart", and two songs ("More" and "This Corrosion") for one of my favorite bands ever - Sisters of Mercy.

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