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From a friend's facebook page:

A picture of a possum... and it says:

I'm gonna eat some trash Got 20 babies in my pocket I'm a hunting waiting for the moon up I'm a fucking possum

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ok, piss on him, then. lol

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while discussing a hot new guy I met today with Trooper.

"need to warn him if he tries to make me squirt he is going to piss me off"

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I have to see documentation because that quote could have been atttibuted to a porky poster who most certainly needs to employ prostitutes on a regular basis to get his cheeto-coated smegma sucked.

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"If I coulda sucked my own dick, I'd have saved a hundred thousand dollars last year."

--A friend of mine, while going through a divorce

New Orleans LA
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"If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it."

-- any dog

Hendersonville NC
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From an episode of The West Wing: "In politics it's a dog-eat-dog world, but in academia it's the opposite."

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if that is what you want to look at across the breakfast table every morning,then marry her.my dad.........BS

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On my sister in law's facebook page:

"Woke up ashamed of myself and with a bra full of blue jello. Sign of a good night."

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"I think we need to burn down every fucking Mosk in the USA And send every Muslim back to the shit hole they came from"

--From the Politics Forum

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