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"We're sorry, it appears the web page you are tying to access is having some difficulty processing your request. Our support staff has been notified. We will correct the problem as soon as possible."

-An undisclosed website

We are not amused.

- Me, after reading the previous quote.

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A post on facebook... one of those ecards.....

The bondage club was robbed last night. We were all bound and gagged.

We fucking loved it.

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control+alt+delete

my new fave expression

Mcallen TX
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I don't run. If you see me running you should run too cause something really bad is chasing me..

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My Great Granny: "Done or raw, it'll fill the graw" (another words, shut up and eat it!) My Mom: "You get what you put up with" My Sister: "Once you start being a 50s housewife, men then expect it. So don't start!" "Tomorrow's Another Day" - Scarlett O'Hara - Gone With the Wind

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I shouldn't learn from the neighbor's dog.

-Me

Brooklyn Park MN
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A poop on Mr. G's lawn is worth 2 in my own yard.

-My neighbor's dog

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"The secret to being happy is having a good sense of humor, and a dirty mind"~{I don't know who originally said this, but I got it from my friends, the swingingRV'ers}

Thanks for the smile, D and M <3

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What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger. ~ unknown

Mrs Sav

Anniston AL
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Some people feel the rain......others just get wet.

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