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I don't think there's a right one, but temperature IS an important thing to me.

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{percolator burp}

maybe I got the wrong visual with that, but it wasn't pretty

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eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww--me, after reading about mayonnaise & the follow up post.

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Warm or cold mayonnaise?

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"Fucking her was like fucking a jar of mayonnaise"

- a friend told me this about an old girlfriend on Friday. His wife laughed her ass off and then pulled my pants off. Maybe he kept taking after that. Not sure.

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"not much difference in "online me" vs "real me." "

Not true. A mischievous twinkle in the eye is much more noticeable in person than online.

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SS, I can't speak for other people backing anything up that they say. But generally when people meet me they find that there's not much difference in "online me" vs "real me." Shelly

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Shelly, that's funny. Apparently Racer doesn't understand, one of the reasons online forums are so popular is because people can say anything they like with little chance of ever having to back it up in person.

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"You is kind. You is smart. You is important."

Aibileen Clark

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tbr: I like that one!

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