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Lying has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to him. Samuel Butler

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From a novel I am reading right now,

"If you want a slanging match with me, I suggest you broaden your vocabulary considerably before uttering another word and giving me further reason to believe that you came from a settlement of inbred idiots." ~~Cora Hawkes

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"The hot lesbian should be treated as anyone else. "

S42 -

Something about this sentence makes me want to diagram it.

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"Pound to fit, paint to match."

-A friend putting his new lawnmower together

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"Yeah..just awful..like you care ..fraud Write a check yet, or are you too busy using other people's death and misery to grub for attention? Write a check or STFU...fraud "

~ PartyPerks

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I've always thought that was funny, too

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First let me say I fully support Gay marriage. I was just watching Family Guy and he said "hey if gay people want to get married and be miserable like the rest of us I say we should let them" So there you go

Call me twisted but I LMAO .

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"You should have let me sleep!"

- Khan Noonien Singh to Alexander Marcus before crushing his skull.

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"You know what, maybe I shouldn't show you this..."~ my sister And I thank her for having second thoughts, lol

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Someone needs to invent a carfax for vaginas. "I have only been with one guy."

"Yeah sure, show me you whorefax."

On FB.

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