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As luck would have it, I keep an extra supply of keyboards under my bed (next to the monster). They don't ship well. So, better hurry over.

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he owes me a laptop

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"BT, you owe bme a keybvoard"~me, moments after spitting tea all over it, laughing so hard

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"Man! Your voice as changed, but you still got that same, unmistakable breath." -Good's response the next time

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Who farted?

-The guilty party in the elevator

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"Life is like an elevator: on your way up, sometimes you have to stop and let some people off"

Facebook status.

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"Oops, where did that ball go now?"

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"So, is that a bunch of Theraflu packets in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

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How could I forget? -BT

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Be naughty and stay ;) also by Dr Bob

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