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Peace is not the absence of conflict but the presence of creative alternatives for responding to conflict - alternatives to passive or aggressive responses, alternatives to violence.~Dorothy Thompson

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“Needy people are like newborns, I have come to realize. One intoxicated night and BAM! You are stuck with this problem. You finally take it home and it wants to keep you up all night and cries when it isn’t sucking on various parts of your anatomy. It wants you there for everything – rocking, feeding, burping, changing... It’s ridiculous. If I wanted a kid I would have one. Until then, grow the hell up and stand on your own two feet, you little crazy.” ? Chase Brooks

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"Don't think, just do." ~ Horace

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BTL - she was one smart grandmother

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“Some moments can only be cured with a big squishy grandma hug.” ~ Dan Pearce

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If you lie, you will steal -- My grandmother. I have no idea if she made it up or got it from someone.

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"Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all."~Oliver Wendell Holmes

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"Being your friend is not about agreeing with you on everything. It's about telling you the truth when no one else will, even if you don't want to hear it." ~unknown

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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

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Like all dreamers I confuse disenchantment with truth. ~ Jean Paul Sartre

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@NFL -- Liar, liar pants on fire! @Roger Goodell's press conference.

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