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TOPIC: Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
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I went to my Doctor, Doctor Vinnie Boom Bah. I told him I think my wife gave me VD.

So, he gave himself a shot...

-Rodney Danderfield again.

I miss that dude. He was too funny...

Pittsburgh PA
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My daughter failed her driver's test for the fifth time...

She can't get used to the FRONT seat!

- Another Rodney Dangerfield joke/qoute.

Pittsburgh PA
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"Prohibit the taking of omens, and do away with superstitious doubts. Then, until death itself comes, no calamity need be feared." - Sun Tzu


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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

Confucius

Imperial MO
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

~Rodney Dangerfield

Emeryville CA
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Give me a jingle, I would be happy to hold your hand ( and laugh a little and point ,but hey, thats me )

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees wth your own reason and your own common sense.

~ Buddha

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Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it

~ Charles R. Swindoll

Rdy can I watch you get the tattoo?

Augusta NJ
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"Me so horny. Me love you long time. Me sucky sucky"

Hooker, in "Full Metal Jacket"

Corpus Christi TX
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While looking to improve the world, the mirror is a powerful place to start

~Me

Youngstown OH
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"Time passes and you begin to see, people for who they really are and not who they pretend to be."

- Scarlet Koop quotes


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