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Feces is affected by gravity...

-Me, to a coworker lamenting all the shit she has to do

Fullerton CA
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"Some people have difficulty spotting obvious facetiousness in Internet message boards."

--George Washington

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"Yeah, we're going to need to talk about your TPS reports."

Bill Lundburgh.

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Fun, not in Goodfellas II. It was "The Godfather"

Thornton CO
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.

- Abe Lincoln

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I'll bet his bedroom didn't smell like old pizza.

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"We're gonna be bigger than U.S. Steel."

--Hyman Roth, in Goodfellas II

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Good, now, you can help me hide the bodies.

- BT to a friend who's recently been licensed to drive a sanitation truck.

"Hey! I took care of that thing for ya."

- Pete The Killer

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"Gonna get the paper, get the paper."

--Jimmy Two Times

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Premature issues...hair trigger... They call him Jimmy Two Times.

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