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from the guy on Strange sex last night, who's wife was having her va jay jay tightened and her hymen restored for their anniversary about his wife per-surgery.

"its like throwing a tennis ball down a hallway"

trooper later in bed "its like putting a baseball bat in a straw"

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"Hot enough to make your google twitter all over your bing. "~goodenuff

Oh, shit! THIS was the pic I meant to post with that! My bad!

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"It's tiome for him to pull on his big boy underoos and grow up"~a buddy of mine

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"Once you've seen one woman naked, ... you wanna see the rest of 'em."

--Some guy

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"You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!" -Walter White

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"Fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself." -Pedro Cerrano

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Screw you ya-hoo.

-Me In reference to Yahoo email.

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"Oh, the humanity ...."

--Herbert Morrison

"Oh, the humility ...."

--The Funster

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I figured it would keep me from saying over and over I am NOT the maid.

Now I have no problem putting on a cute french maids costume with some sexy heels now and then, but not for my kids.

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i saw that one too PG, it was cute.

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