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"When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome. "~Jean Giraudoux

Anniston AL
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“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”

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There is no reality except the one contained within us. That is why so many people live such an unreal life. They take the images outside them for reality and never let the world within assert itself.~Hermann Hesse

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*Like two of the three stooges were bred with those two doods from A Night At The Roxbury. *

- BT

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The math geek in me sez that that woman knows nothing about cards.

Windermere FL
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*Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks*

- Laura Swenson

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thank you, perf. ;)

Bridgewater NJ
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"We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect.~Henry David Thoreau "

You post some of the best quotes.

The above is even more true when people are literally getting paid to find something.

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When I was a boy, my momma would send me down to the corner store with one dollar and I'd come back with 5 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of oatmeal and 6 eggs.

You can't do that now....

Too many security cameras.

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traffic advisory safety alert received via e-mail this morning:

"Deer Mating Season Underway! NJDEP cautions that deer will be more active at this time of the year, and may suddenly dart across roadways. Motorists are urged to be especially attentive during morning and evening commutes when visibilitu may be poor."

uh huh.

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