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I can always tell how my day is gonna go by how my Eyeliner goes on.....Today is gonna be a little fucked up. Deal with it.

Alethea Austin

Louisville KY
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"Unless you continually work, evolve, and innovate, you’ll learn a quick and painful lesson from someone who has.” Cael Sanderson (2004 Olympic Gold Medalist) AND current PSU Wrestling Coach extraordinaire...

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"For the record, I do have genitals. They're functional and aesthetically pleasing".

-Sheldon Cooper

Brooklyn Park MN
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" that crazy bitch throws one more thing....!" ooops, me not long ago

Mcallen TX
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"Don't be a woman that needs a man; be a woman that a man needs."

Shelly

Memphis TN
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"It's not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the person who is in the arena. Whose face is marred with dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly ... who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly ..." ~President Theodore Roosevelt

Words to live by.

Mcallen TX
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With that error message showing up so often, I wish they would at least correct the spelling in it!

Sheboygan Falls WI
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good~ i was at that same website earlier

Philadelphia PA
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"We're sorry, it appears the web page you are tying to access is having some difficulty processing your request. Our support staff has been notified. We will correct the problem as soon as possible."

-An undisclosed website

We are not amused.

- Me, after reading the previous quote.

Brooklyn Park MN
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A post on facebook... one of those ecards.....

The bondage club was robbed last night. We were all bound and gagged.

We fucking loved it.

Windermere FL
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