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even funnier with a full translation - "cabecita" means little head

Sheboygan Falls WI
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"Solo cabecita y no Mas!" Apparently, that's what the young guys tell the young ladies when they say "no", trying for an angle to get laid. (Translation: only the head and no more)

Mcallen TX
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"I'm laying in bed, naked and horny. Have you had any luck fixing the teleporter, Baby?" -Anonymous

New Orleans LA
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"Sometimes you have to forget what's gone, appreciate what still remains and look forward to what's coming next."

Will Smith

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The final Twilight movie and Lincoln both opened the same weekend. One is about a shameful, dark chapter in our history we hope never will be repeated. The other is about a president.

~Facebook

Long Beach CA
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"If ya don't eat, ya don't sleep"~ my sister, to her first hubby

(I hope she reads this, but I don't know if she hits the fora)

Mcallen TX
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"Forget chemistry. It's black magic. Nobody understands it. It doesn't matter."

- A guy I used to work for, at a meeting of chemists and engineers discussing the chemistry behind a continuous production process.

He was *not* a chemist.

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"There are only two infinite things in the universe - the universe itself, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the first one." - Albert Einstein.

Windermere FL
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When I am making love to music I always use the "live" version this way I am assured of applause every 3 minutes. ~ FB theft

Anniston AL
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"Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?"

"He said, "I can smell your cunt."

Hillsdale NY
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