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The dick is more valuable than the brain????????????

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I don't know (and don't care) if the "facts" in this quote are true, but it made me laugh.

Professional hockey players began using athletic cups to protect their family jewels in 1874.

They didn't begin to wear helmets until 1974.

So it took them 100 years to realize that protecting their brain was as important as protecting their balls. Take whatever meaning you want from that.

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one of my coffe cups:" Everything I have ever let go of has claw marks all over it" with the image of a cat, scared and hanging on for dear life and sliding down

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BLT, I bought a sweat shirt in Cape Cod. "The beatingswill continue until moral improves".

I get a lot of positive comments.

Thornton CO
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i have a plaque on my fridge that says "what if doing the hokey pokey really is what it's all about"

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This reminds me of plaque we have outside our door. It reads " Don't go away mad, just go away".....my friends get my humor, everyone should take it seriously lol

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I sat in front of a store in Myrtle Beach waiting for it to open so I could buy a tea towel that says "It's not about where you go in life but who you take with you."

I have another door hanger thing that says "Learn from the mistakes of others. You don't have time to learn them all yourself."

I need these reinforcements. It sort of keeps you away from selfishness which is mostly the nature of humans.

Vero Beach FL
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Cop: that's good!....LMAO

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dear santa, i've been good all year. ok, most of the time. once in a while...fuck it, i'll buy my own shit.

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I have a Christmas thing that you hang on the door that says "Be Naughty. Save Santa The Trip."

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