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"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well."-Josh Bell

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"Where else but SLS can I get sex tips and grammar lessons?" ~ by poster Yondude

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"FB..... My fat jeans are fitting me without a belt :( No fuck shall be given until 2015."

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Enjoy the game.

Mr. Shesmooth, who enjoys lighting the fuse and watching the "Littlefinger" show.

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From one of my favorite movies "Burn After Reading".... the WTF thread reminded me of it...

Ted Treffon: Linda, what do you really know about this guy?

Linda Litzke: I told you, he's in the Treasury Department.

Ted Treffon: But eh, no, I mean, you know... he could be one of these guys that cruises the Internet.

Linda Litzke: Yeah, so am I...

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I'll never be to fat to fuck

Me

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"I kick ass for a living. This is what I do." -- Floyd Mayweather with respect to his upcoming fight.

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"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." ~~Thomas Edison {slept <5 hours}

Shelly {needs 7 hours of zzzz's}

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They slept less...that must be it.

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I got got got no time.

-The Guess Who

Fargin' lyars

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this one just popped up, it's a saver:

Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.--H. Jackson Browne

now suitably chastened (was just thinking there aren't enough hours to get all my chit done), gonna go out and attack all those tasks with verve.

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