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@Sweet - Yeah you do! If Santa keeps that judgement shit up no one will be wanting to Jingle his Bells!

<<whispers>>But Santa, I've been good so can I get a peek at the naughty list? Are there addresses? Pictures? Details?

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Dear Santa,

I'm writing to tell you I've been naughty and it was worth it. You fat, Judgmental bastard.

;-)

Madison AL
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OT: No one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of anyone else. ~ Charles Dickens

(time to finish the cleaning now.)

Bridgewater NJ
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I just figured you had really big...ears.

San Antonio TX
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Dammit, I made a typo. I'm glad it wasn't a poo poo.

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I knew I could count on you, Good, to respond literally. :P

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Sometimes Mrs. G grabs grabs my ears, and sometimes she grabs me between the legs.

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“Excellent memories are often coupled with feeble judgments.” ? Michel de Montaigne

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Was looking through an old journal and came across this from summer 2007:

A male swing pal said of me: "The people that grab you, grab you between the ears, not the legs."

I so get that. And it's so true of me. Grab my mind, imagination, humor, intellect, etc., and you grab me everywhere. We were discussing attraction.

Gina

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Be strong enough to let go and patient enough to wait for what you deserve.

Shelly

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