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* Semper Fie. *

LOL!

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I found out I'm a magician. I picked up this cute girl hitch hiking. When she put her hand on my thigh I turned into a motel...

- Rodney Dangerfield

That was one funny dude...

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"I don't like using the word retarded for real retarded people. ... But Im ok with using the word retarded on an idiot/moron."

--Posted in these forums one year ago by Mr. Heat, whose wit and wisdom are gone but not forgotten. Semper Fie.

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cincy.. that's interesting (thanks) and Tallulah is a sexy name so now you have me extra curious :)

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"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired."~ Mae West

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Tallulah Bankhead beat ZZ Top to that little gem.

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She's as pure as the driven slush

- ZZ Top

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Thanks. Luv the pic BTW... :-)

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Nken, I use that quote ALL the time! LOVE it!

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Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.

- John Lennon

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