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Opportunity is missed by most because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Thomas Alva Edison

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"Katrina gives a helluva blowjob"

--From a tee shirt in a Bourbon Street shop

Hurricane Katrina roared ashore nine years ago today.

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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.--Clint Eastwood

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"Physician, heal thyself."

Luke 4:23

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Mistakes are the portals of discovery.--James Joyce

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Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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Or a slow Monday night.

I hear if you blow yourself up, when you get to heaven you'll be surrounded by a bunch of those thangs.

Sometimes, I think if I blew myself up, I'd get the end that talked and rolled its eyes.

BT

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A vagillion - is that like a million vaginas?

That used to be called a weekend at Nic's around these parts!

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I thnk she's resting hers for the weekend. Hey! A HT!

BT

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BT, we were cross posting. i also use vagillion as a non technical term for "heckuvalotta" which likely would offend some and amuse others.

i s'pose this is another of those items likely to be debated and re-hashed over n over. c'est la vie.

i am a bit too far away to lend mine at the moment. how bout that lil honey in LA?

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